This year I thought it would be fun and funny to list each participant using the format, "The Hollywood in You!". We'll start with an easy one (Calvin's) and you'll get the idea really fast.
Calvin Hsu – Calvin and I always played this game and it’s a great way to break the ice when you're trying to make conversation or pay someone a compliment or even an insult. Not only did Cal butt double for Tony Leung in The Lover, he also was Jackie Chan’s stand in during Rush Hour 1, 2 & 3, and in Shanghai Noon. Do you know how many times people mistake Jackie Chan for Calvin Hsu these days?
Cliff Huang – “This thing, Norm, if it gets a hold of us ….we’re dead!"
David Ting – Dave and I have had a good run with the Christina Kim thing. So it’s time to bring in some fresh ideas. The only one I could think of that would convey the “Hollywood in Dave” was Craig Stadler, then I thought it wouldn’t be fair to Craig so I had to include Kevin to be completely authentic. Dave will now be known as “The Stadlers”.
Ed King – BIG ED. Words that come to mind when thinking of Ed’s golf game are long, strong, and surprisingly coordinated for such a gentle giant. So much potential, but Ed has been pretty much a BIG disappointment ever since he’s come out. That’s ‘come out’ to the Harry Crab scene that is. Big Ed and the Big Wiesy have a lot in common. Same girly pitch shriek when they mis-hit.
George Chow – The television episodes are uncanny. Like character Peter Griffin of Family Guy, George is also legendary with his love of watching TV, kicking back with a few brewskies, a couple bowls of nacho chips and maybe later, spark up some Michael Macdonald of the Dobby Brothers.
* Harry Hui – This was a tough one and I you can see why. Hilary Clinton or Keith Partridge. Whatever you decide, Harry will always be linked to the time a few of us were watching Tin Cup, and he repeatedly remarked how nice the slacks fitted on Kevin Costner. Isn’t that “veird?” And another time watching Gladiator, Harry joyfully blurted out that he liked Djimon Hounsou, we assumed it was the character portrayal. When you have time over the weekend, ask Harry to recount his wonderful stories of the time spent in Nairobi with the Big Kenyan guy.
James Lin – As you all know when I lived in Bangkok, James visited quite a bit as he was working on a project. It was surprising how many people thought he was former Prime Minister Thaksin. It reminded me of hanging out with Michael Wong in Bangkok and all these people would ask for an autograph. Photo here is taken recently of James after I asked what he scored on the last hole…."Triple bogey!"
* Leonard Kim – Like that other Kim, Anthony Kim. Two very focused and recent champions in a compact but “toight” package.
Norman Chen – For Norm this could be his year and it’s not insignificant that he will be reunited with Cliff at the annual retreat. So this makes Norm the "Brokeback Comeback Player of the Year!" The 'back' would be Cliff’s in both cases.
Paul Heffner – Not much stuff on Paul yet; I expect to get the dope post-Dalian. But I’ve played golf with Paul. He’s got game and he’s a player. Don’t let that ‘aw shucks’ smile fool you. But I imagine he’s just happy to be out of the house or is it mansion? Speaking about mansion, any relation to Playboy Hugh Hefner, despite the different spelling?
Peter Tung – Pete just oozes ease and style just like his African American brother form another mother, Don Cheadle. The “Hollywood in Pete”, you have to look lower. “Baby, you got to go loo-waa!”
*2008 co-champion